Pokemon Randomizer Meme!

Hello! I've decided to fill this out! Yay!  

Link to Randomizer:
randompokemon.com
Instructions:
Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
Tag one or more friends when you're done.

0. This is you.

All hail the Lord Helix!

1. This Pokémon is your best friend:

He looks pretty sweet! We'd make a good team.

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

He looks like the kind of boss who just wants a day in the spa and a good backrub.

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:

I feel like he'd be the cheating sort...

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:

By George, I'm scared! 0.0

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:

If I say single thing wrong, she might Metronome me to oblivion! XD

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:

My boyfriend is awesome! ...And apparently, also a cyborg.

7. This Pokémon is your ex:

It makes sense, considering that we're both partial water-types and in our final evolutions.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:

I want to make it go away, but I can't! It has no WEAKNESSES!!!!!  

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

I've hugged rocks before, so as long as it doesn't try to possess me, I'm fine!

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:

Okay, yeah. I wasn't really hungry, anyways.  

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:

Apparently, my bed is large enough to hold a ghost-tree in it.

12. This Pokémon punched your mom:

Slowking, how could you?!

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:

But I just got new ones!

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:

I'd like to say it was because I'm awesomely powerful, but it was probably because I killed it in its sleep.

 15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:

I approve of this! I know of Shellder's potential. Plus, it's adorable!

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:

He'd be great at telling epic fantasies!

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:

...I feel pretty neutral about this one...

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:

Actually, I'm getting the impression that he'd be a jolly ol' fellow!  

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:

Yay, koi fish!  

 20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

I hope he's friendly!  

21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:

I hope you like my life, Noivey!

22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

Wow, awesome!  

23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:

I'd bet it'd be fun drawing with this chap. ^^

24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:

My guardian angel's mother or father? That's pretty rockin'!

25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:

Yup! Just eat anyone who tries to kill me while I'm sick!  

26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:

I'm scared... really scared...  

 27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:

But you already have a cool hat! Or is it a helmet?

 28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:

No wonder it was sent to the PC/released. You gotta pay your debts, man!

29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:

There's more than one problem with this scenario...

30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:

What does she do, bop them on the head?


Anyways, that's it! As for tags, I'm just tagging Wierda208  ( weirda208.deviantart.com/ ) for now. See you guys later!